Lazy Fatty

So, the problem with my Lazy Katie lifestyle is that I AM rather lazy. The issue with THIS is that it is quite easy to gain weight, but not so easy to lose it. So I began to look for easy, lazy ways to burn calories. Now, friends, I provide you with easy, lazy everyday tasks and the ways they help.

Chew Sugar-Free Gum.
Not the nicest habit, but it burns eleven calories an hour. How nice!
Wear More Layers
Sounds silly, but wearing more clothing or a sweat suit helps by making you sweat and melting fat! In the same vein, wrapping cellophane ( Mr. Cellophane, shoulda been my name...)* around your stomach and other fatty areas will also give fast results. Be warned, though, cellophane can rub and itch. Not for sensitive skin!

Drink Water

Drinking an ice cold beverage all day long . We are supposed to drink eight 16 ounce glasses of water a day anyway, but to make it better, drinking an ice cold beverage all day raises your metabolism and burns an extra 100 calories! Just make sure you're drinking a zero calorie beverage!

Give a Massage

I don't know about ya'll but I am asked almost daily to give my sweetheart a massage. Well, go ahead an earn those brownie points because a twenty minute massage can burn 100 calories for you!

Now for the fun stuff! One of my biggest bolggie crushes is Jen over at Cake Wrecks. She's funny, geekie, and I think she's great! One of my favorite of her posts goes with this picture.

 

Any guesses?
Nope, not Princess Leia, though I do see where you got that, what with those poo-like swirls.

No, not Elvis either, though those would be some pretty bangin' sideburns.
THIS, my friends is MICKEY MOUSE. Supposedly. Check out Cake Wrecks, it's a daily obsession for me!

That's it for me today! Everyone have a great day and, as always, stay Lazy!

*Extra points if you caught my Chicago reference!