Lazy Black Friday

So. Black Friday. or as it'd better know to those of us who have worked retail, one day of pure, unadluterated hell

i stayed far, far away. instead, i visited the family again. and again, was attacked by the force of their perfectness

even as dinos. they are perfect. ick.

 also. im pretty sure some of those black friday people are zombies. and zombies are dangerous. whats your plan for the zombie apocalypse? mine looks something like this:

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also, im pretty sure that if zombies came, so would dinosaurs. some would come to help us fight the war. others however, would be zombies too. this would possibly be the most dangerous creature ever ever forever, so i have done an amture sketch of what one may look like, so that you know when to run

if you see something even reselbling this run! run as if you have all the happiness and rainbows and kitties and puppies and unicorns in the world to protect! except you'll probably be dead. so bad news for the happiness, rainbows, kitties, puppies, and unicorns. because of you, they are gone. you should just let yourself get eaten.